me as i ingest unhealthy amounts of carbohydrates to drown out my problems
I wish i would’ve thought of this when I was in school
shakespeare is not pretentious. fans of shakespeare are pretentious. shakespeare is twelve hundred dirty jokes strung together by increasingly ridiculous plotlines and increasingly homosexual characters. don’t let the archaic language fool you
Me, eating Apple slices with my rats in the dark: were a lot alike you and i. We eat we sleep we live trapped in our comfort zones never doing anything more than the usual. Your cage is physical you have an excuse but me? What stops me from getting up and leaving all that I know? Nothing but social obligation. But you seem satisfied in your space, to climb your walls and rest and shit and eat. Perhaps there is wisdom in that.
My rats, eating apples with me in the dark : crunchcrunchcrunch crunchcrumch crunchcrunchcrunch
They could have gotten a better meal in the college cafeteria. What a shame
Wait, this is real? I saw it elsewhere and just assumed it was an Onion article! 😂
Doesn’t the man own hotels with restaurants? He couldn’t even be bothered to call one of them to get a good meal for the players?
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